No,I didn’t forget my crack Valentines.
That feeling when you’re trying hard to maintain the ‘icon of virtue’ reputation even though dressing like a stripper and carrying your pole with you, and then the worst nightmare just happens to your image… Like, some highly inappropriate serenading in the middle of the night.

One of the endless possibilities of this crackshipping - Terumi could definitely find amusing freaking Litchi out just for lulz…
_{I wonder what that might sound like. Probably, something not suitable for children and prudes to listen to...}